Schlongus Farm
"A mad scientist once apparently sacrificed his genitals and created a fungal mutation. This 'schlongus' has now spread everywhere and produces a very powerful aphrodisiac and is in high demand. Now it's up to you to produce this miracle cure called Schlongus Sap and make the world a little happier."
| How to start |
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| Go to inventory, grab your first schlongus and drag it to the soil (the brighter area). Then do the same with the water jug. Water the schlongus with the water jug by right-clicking while holding it (left button). After that it starts producing schlongus sap. Extract or milk it at any time with a left click. |
| Controls | |
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| Extract sap (milking): |
Left click on a schlongus.
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| Reposition the schlongus: | Simply pull it out. POP! As you drag, right-click to flip. |
| (Un)Mute Music: | Toogle key M |
| (Un)Mute Sound: | Toogle key N |
| Censor schlongus: | Toogle key C |
| Save manually: | Key S |
| Reset the game: | Key Delete - A confirmation window will open first. (With your confirmation, all progress will be deleted! At your own risk.) |
Tip:
- You can get rid of the "grasses" by clicking on them. They do grow back, but slowly.
- You can return objects and attachments to your inventory at any time using drag and drop. Schlongus are the exception.
Development log
- Upcoming Update 1.1.X - PreviewDec 10, 2023
- Patch 1.0.XDec 04, 2023
Comments
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Offline progress is tracked but not rewarded
i can't water my shlongus
You need a bit of precision
I also can't water it, and precision doesn't tell me where to be precise.
Is Milker of the day supposed to give less and less money ?
The bug has been corrected. Refresh the page to update it.
thx
It'd be neat if 'stroking' the schlongus also had a purpose for active play as a way to differentiate from other clicker games.
For now, you can benefit from the "Milker of the Day" quest while actively 'stroking'. And that allows the schlongus to improve the stats without having to buy fertilizer. But I plan to not limit active play to just 'stroking'.
Oh I meant clicking and pulling up and down on the Schlongus without uprooting it, as opposed to just clicking to collect spore/increase energized modifier. Sorry for any confusion by my statement.
No worries. I think it was also due to my poor understanding (not a native English speaker). As for your suggestion, great suggestion! I'm thinking about it. This 'stroking' would of course fit the topic xD
Make it Cum
is it true ? do I have to wait more than 3 hours in order to make the first improvement?
how am i supposed to water the thing when i have to hold right click to hold the jug? i cant right click while also holding right click
Hold with left click, then water with right click. So technically you click both buttons
yea that's not working for me :/ maybe its just my laptop that's weird, holding with left click is inconsistent and holding with left then clicking right doesn't do anything
Okay, thanks for the hint. I will add an alternative control for this.
you have to not move your mouse after you right click to water it.
add shlonguses of other shapes
This is also in my planning for the update
Production+ seems a bit buggy. If you don't mass buy, it may not add to the total.
It adds 0.33 each time. Click on a Schlongus and see the number on the "Sap:" change after you add a Production+ pill.
Nope, I just bought one, and it went from 1/s to 1.17/s
I looked at the code again and everything seems to be correct, except that I didn't update the description. Production+ adds another 0.1666666667 each time. Thank you for the tip. I'll correct that in the next patch.